Just How Short Am I?

On behalf of the metrosexual, who's net is cranked.

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A few days ago, i was on irc chatting with a closely knitted group
of friends and the topic somehow shifted to blogs when one of my friend mentioned

" Your blog is fucking boring "
" read first sentence i leave liao "
" unless i really sian then i read "

Lets call him Tallie. You can most probably guess why that.

now i wasnt angry at what he said. It got me thinking really. Are we blogging for
the pleasures of people reading it? Or are we blogging because we want to express
out how we felt at that point of time, boring or not.

He claims that the first blog he always read is Rockson who doesnt really need any introduction i guess the papers published his link and so far as to
even having the word ' Cheebye ' on it.

Readers of Rockson would definitely know that nearly each and every of his sentence
would be punctuated by at least a " Na Beh!, Chee Beh, Chee Bye, ".

i'm amuse as to why Tallie worship Rockson so much.

Theres no Boob Showing, no sexual entries, definitely doesnt teach you
new positions,

and then alas, i think it came down to only 2 possibilities.

Rockson is witty. ( i whole heartedly agree )

but there are many other witty writers out there too so why Rockson?

I can be funny and witty too!

* knock knock *
* whos there *
* Na *
* Na who? *
* Na Bei Chee Bye La *

Funny right?

and then it dawned on me why Rockson was the chosen one.

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Tallie is one fucking nabeh Chee Beh Kia.

I also found out that another friend in the clique "reads" mine too.
lets call him Bassist. ( obvious ? )

He said that he visits my blog so as to go through my links to read a particular
someone's blog whom i shant name. All i can divulge is that someone is a girl and
she has a figure to boot and she has a B-E-A-U-Tiful Mouth.

now now, well at least hes much better then Tallie isnt he. He didnt said i was boring.
he was just there to use my blog as a portal to another!

i'm so happy.

now both of them are my good friends and i would DIE for them to visit my blog so
much so as i'm thinking of even revamping the style i'm writing in. i think i'll start
even right now!

For you Tallie.

NAH BEH, I am FUCKINGLY begging you to read my CHEE BYE blog. Please do not FUCKING stop at the
first sentence. At least read till the 5th line? I would be so FUCKING happy even so. So please stop being a
CHEE BYE KIA and make me FUCKING upset ok. NAH BEH CHEEBYE. and u were saying you want to record down
all your FUCKING ( literally ) Kharma Sutras, well i could even help you publish it. I wouldnt mind at all.
NAH BEI! We are good friends and friends help one another. So just let me know.

For you Bassist.

its a pleasure for my blog to be used by you as a portal to others. I would definitely add more
links so that it can sorta be a Blog Hub For You. Access To Any Blog. And i would even help you to shift that
Particular someone link Up to the Top! so that u do not have to even scroll
Thats how much i'll do for you to visit my blog. You can even give me the url of who u want to read and i'll
gladly add them for you.

alright thats all. Have a Fucking CheeBye Nice Day Y'all

Story Engraved By insubstantiality @ 12:59 PM